i read the hobbit in 3rd grade and i thought it was really lame. however i liked bilbo baggins for some reason and i was fully convinced he was some sort of rabbit/mouse thing until i saw the lotr movies and was really, really confused
Imagine a boyband and one of them chooses the gimmick “the poiosner”
Like in interviews he drops hints that he’s taken lives ans he jokes about not leaving your food with him and all his clothes have like snakes or green vials in the design
I stand by this, every boy band needs the bad boy, the nice one, the sensitive one, the athletic one and The Poisoner
The fact that Augustine knew he could not seduce John without Mercy’s help in Dios Apate Minor and Mercy (the only physically necessary participant) knew she could not seduce John without Augustine’s help in Dios Apate Major means that what gets God going is his Lyctors getting along. This is now a post I’ve made publicly.
Thinking about it, I’m pretty sure my ancestors would be horrified with me.
Not because I’m lazy or unworthy or anything like that…
…but because one of my distant uncles was among the eight survivors of the Essex, the ship that inspired the ending of Moby Dick and sank after being rammed by a whale, and what do I fuckin do after my bloodline has this Ordeal at Sea?
I get a fuckin degree in Marine Science and go back the fuck out there.
#op its your job to kill that whale
there are many advantages to becoming a marine biologist
